You are the best closer in your company.
That's not a compliment. That's a diagnosis.
You close at a rate nobody you hire will match in year one, because you built the thing, you can answer any question without checking, you can bend scope on the spot, and you actually care whether the customer is happy in March. Nobody you hire has any of that on day one.
Which is exactly why you're still on the phone at six forty on a Thursday, running a discovery call you've run eleven hundred times, while the three things that would actually grow this business sit untouched.
Every owner hits this wall. Most of them handle it badly, in one of two ways.
The first way is hiring too early, out of exhaustion. There isn't enough lead flow to keep a salesperson busy, so they sit around, get discouraged, and quit in five months. You conclude that salespeople don't work and go back on the phone for another two years.
The second way is hiring too late, out of fear. You wait until you're so buried that you have no time to train, so you hand over a login and a calendar and say "go get em," and they fail for reasons that had nothing to do with them.
Let's do it the third way.
Three things have to be true before you post the job
Not two. Three. If any one of these is missing, you are not hiring a salesperson, you are hiring an expensive lesson.
One. You have at least forty qualified conversations a month that you are not currently having.
Not forty leads. Forty conversations with people who could actually buy. A salesperson needs volume to develop a rhythm, and below roughly ten real conversations a week they never find one. If you only have twenty five qualified conversations a month and you're handling all of them yourself, hiring a closer just means the two of you split a thin pipeline and both feel bad.
If you don't have the volume, your problem is demand, not capacity. Go fix that first.
Two. You can describe your sales process in writing.
Not perfectly. But you need to be able to write down what happens between "lead comes in" and "money arrives." How fast the first touch goes out. What questions get asked and in what order. What gets sent after the call. How many follow ups, on what days, saying what. How the proposal is built. When you ask for the close.
If that entire process lives in your head, whoever you hire will invent their own, and you will spend six months being annoyed at them for not reading your mind.
You don't need a fancy document. You need six pages in a Google Doc or a Notion page written in one uncomfortable Sunday afternoon.
Three. You can carry them for six months without it hurting.
Base, taxes, tools, and their ramp cost. If they close nothing for ninety days, can you absorb it without sweating payroll? If the honest answer is no, wait one more quarter. A salesperson you're financially afraid of is a salesperson you will micromanage into failure.
Do not hand over your best leads first
This is the mistake I see the most, and it's usually made by the most generous owners.
You want to set them up to win, so you hand them the referrals and the inbound. Warmest leads you've got. Then you watch them fumble a relationship you spent four years building, and your stomach drops, and you quietly start taking the good ones back. Three months later you're running the same calls you were running before, except now you're also paying someone.
Do the opposite.
Give them the bottom half first. The cold list. The old leads that went quiet nine months ago. The inbound from outside your ideal profile. The people who asked about the service you don't love selling.
Three reasons this works.
They can't damage anything valuable while they're still bad at it, and everyone is bad at it for a while.
Dead leads are a legitimately great training ground, because the reps are high, the emotional stakes are low, and any revenue they produce is revenue that was already written off.
And it's a real test. Somebody who can produce money out of a cold list will absolutely destroy it when you finally hand over warm inbound. Somebody who can't produce anything from a cold list was never going to be your closer, and you found that out in sixty days for the cost of a base salary instead of eighteen months and a burned reputation.
Move them up in tiers. Cold leads for the first month. Add old dead leads in month two. Add non ideal inbound in month three. Warm inbound and referrals in month four, and only once you've listened to their calls.
The comp structure
There are a thousand opinions on this. Here's what actually holds up.
Do not hire on pure commission. I know it feels safe. It isn't. Pure commission attracts people who need money immediately, which means they will take any deal to anybody at any price, including the ones who will torch your operations and churn in four months. You will also lose them the second a competitor offers a base. You get what you pay for and you get the behavior you incentivize.
Structure it like this.
A base that covers their actual life. Not generous, but survivable, so they can focus on learning instead of panicking. In most service markets in the US right now that's somewhere between thirty six and fifty five thousand depending on your region and the complexity of what you sell.
Commission on collected revenue, not closed revenue. This one line will save you real money. If they get paid when the contract is signed, you will eventually pay commission on a deal that never collects. Pay when the cash clears. Everybody understands this and nobody good objects to it.
A rate that gets you to on target earnings that's roughly double the base. If base is forty, you want them earning eighty at target performance. That's the number that keeps a good one from taking a call from a recruiter.
An accelerator above target. Once they pass quota, bump the commission rate for everything after. This costs you almost nothing because it only triggers on money you didn't plan for, and it's the single best behavior driver in the whole structure. It's the difference between a rep coasting the last week of the month and a rep working the last week of the month.
A ninety day ramp guarantee. Pay them their target commission, or most of it, for the first ninety days regardless of production. It buys you their full attention during the only period where learning matters more than closing, and it buys you the moral authority to hold the line hard afterward.
How to actually pick the person
Two interview moves are worth more than the entire rest of the process.
The first is a live role play, in the second interview, with no warning. Hand them a one paragraph description of a typical customer and say "I'm this person, call just came in, go." Then be a slightly difficult version of that customer. You are not looking for a smooth performance. You are looking for whether they ask questions before they pitch, whether they stay calm when you push back, and whether they try to close at all. Roughly half of candidates will never ask for anything. That's your answer.
The second is asking them to walk you through the last deal they lost, in detail. Good salespeople remember lost deals with uncomfortable specificity and will tell you what they got wrong. Weak ones blame the price, the lead quality, or the market, and they do it within the first fifteen seconds. Listen for who owns it.
On sourcing, the best first sales hire in a service business is usually not a career salesperson. It's someone who has sold something hard to sell, in person, to skeptical people. Home improvement, gym memberships, insurance, cars, medical devices, staffing. They know how to handle a no. What they don't know is your industry, and that's the part you can actually teach.
Skip anyone whose entire experience is inbound order taking at a big brand. That's a different job wearing the same title.
The ninety day ramp
Write this down before they start. Give it to them on day one. Review it every Friday for twenty minutes.
Days one to thirty. They are learning the product and the customer, not selling. They sit in on every call you run. They write the follow ups for your deals while you review them. They take over the cold list at the end of week two. The only numbers that matter this month are activity numbers: conversations held, follow ups sent. Zero closing expectation.
Days thirty one to sixty. They run calls, you listen to the recordings. Record everything with something like Fathom so you're reviewing calls on Saturday morning at your own pace instead of sitting through them live. Pick two things to fix per week. Two. Not nine. A rep who gets nine pieces of feedback fixes none of them. First close should land somewhere in here and you should make an absurd amount of noise about it.
Days sixty one to ninety. They're running the process end to end and you're reviewing two calls a week instead of all of them. Now you start holding them to a real number. Not full quota, but something like sixty percent of it, and it should be written down before the period starts, not negotiated after.
Day ninety one. Full quota, full accountability, and you make a decision. Keep or cut. Do not drift past this date without making an actual call, because drifting is how you end up eleven months into a bad hire wondering why you didn't say something in month four.
Four numbers and nothing else
Keep the scoreboard tiny. Put it in your CRM so it builds itself. Go High Level, HubSpot, whatever you're on, it just has to be somewhere neither of you has to update by hand, because a scoreboard that requires manual entry is a scoreboard that gets abandoned by week six.
Conversations held per week. Pure activity. The only one they fully control.
Conversation to proposal rate. Tells you whether they're qualifying properly or just being polite to anyone who answers.
Proposal to close rate. Tells you whether they can actually close, or whether your proposal is doing the work.
Average deal size. Watch this one closely. A rep whose close rate is climbing while deal size falls is discounting their way to a number, and that's a habit that's very hard to break once it sets.
Review all four every Friday, together, in fifteen minutes. Not a meeting. A look at a screen and a short conversation about which number moves next week.
The part nobody tells you
You are going to hate this for about seventy days.
You'll listen to a recording and hear them miss something you would have caught. You'll watch a deal you would have closed die on a follow up that never got sent. You'll feel your hand reaching for the phone, and every single instinct you have will tell you to just handle this one yourself.
Don't.
The only way this works is if you let them lose deals you would have won, in month two, on leads that don't matter, while you coach. That's the entire cost of the transition and there is no version where you skip it.
Here's the trade you're making. You give up a few points of close rate on a slice of your pipeline for one quarter. You get back fifteen to twenty five hours a week, permanently, and a business that no longer stops selling when you get sick, go on vacation, or spend a week actually working on it.
I've watched a lot of owners make this handoff. Not one of them has told me they wished they'd waited longer.
Talk Soon,
Dan
Dan Kaufman
Founder, Dead Simple Growth and Pinnacle Masters
P.S. Reply with CLOSER and tell me how many qualified conversations you're having a month. If you're under forty, I'll tell you straight that you're not ready and what to fix first. If you're over, I'll send back the comp structure I'd use at your deal size.

